Here's the formulation:
One dope - dud - worse than Karl Rove's arithmetic.
Two dopes - Meh. not worth seeing again and you'll forget all about it before your next piss.
Three dopes - Good film. Not great, but entertaining.
Four dopes - Excellent film. Your inner Roger Ebert is pleased and extremely happy.
Five dopes - Masterpiece. Spencer Tracey is smiling in heaven.
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